Okay, so I thought I only had those couple episodes left. Last night, I ended up hanging out with some friends all night, so didn't get a chance to watch one. For reasons unknown, I couldn't help but feel like I had missed something when I thought about it. Lo and behold, it turns out I managed to neglect this episode, even though I pulled a Twilight and had double and triple checked the episode list the other night.
Looks to be another Cutie Mark Crusaders episode. Hmm, using the loose definition of a 'Crusader' episode as being focused on any one of them (why wasn't there a Scootaloo based one, by the way?) it would seem there was Sisterhooves Social, The Cutie Pox, Family Appreciation Day, Hearts and Hooves Day, Ponyville Confidential.
In comparison:
Twilight (Lesson Zero, Luna Eclipsed?, Return of Harmony Pt. 1 and 2?, It's About Time, A Canterlot Wedding Pt. 1 and 2?)
Rainbow Dash (May the Best Pet Win (ugh), The Mysterious Mare Do Well, Read It and Weep (yay), Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 (sort of), Hurricane Fluttershy (sort of))
Fluttershy (Putting Your Hoof Down, Hurricane Fluttershy)
Rarity (Sisterhooves Social, Sweet and Elite)
Applejack (The Last Roundup, Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000)
Pinkie Pie (Baby Cakes, A Friend in Deed, MMMystery on the Friendship Express)
Spike (Secret of My Excess, Dragon Quest)
Group/Other (Return of Harmony Pt. 1 and 2?, Hearth's Warming Eve, A Canterlot Wedding Pt. 1 and 2?)
Oh well, the Crusaders episodes have been decent, so I'm not complaining, but still.
We start off in the Crusader's tree house, although it looks less elaborate than when we saw it in Family Appreciation Day, I think, which doesn't make sense since this is after it. Maybe this is Scootaloo's clubhouse and not Applebloom's.
They are constructing a 'Hearts and Hooves Day' thing for their teacher, Cherilee. They make a monstrous heart then try to put it into a tiny envelope. I know, I know, "It's a joke, son, it's a joke!" but still, you'd think the Crusaders would be a little more intelligent. Although I suppose they do usually fail miserably at whatever they try to do to get their marks.
What we have here is a failure to communicate. |
"Hmm, how many cupcakes could I trade this thing for?" |
Once again, the Ponyverse's future super villain instills terror into those around her. |
"Do what?!" |
*sigh* "Have you been talking to my mother? That's all I ever hear from her.." |
The very first male they rule out looks as young as them, so it's less 'finding the perfect stallion' and more 'finding any single male without some obvious flaw.'
"No, this won't work, I think he's in my class." |
Is that a funeral? Kind of looks like a coffin there. We have seen that there is definitely a dark side to the Ponyverse, but it's pretty sad to have death overtly confirmed. |
The next one is ruled out for splashing a mud puddle onto Sweetie Belle and Applebloom. Really, completely passing over the guy for splashing you? Okay, if it was intentional, then yes, good call. An adult purposefully splashing 'fillies' isn't cool. The guy was just galloping past, though, so probably was an accident. His mark was also an hourglass, so he obviously is obsessed with time in some form.
"Oh, well he didn't splash me, so I thought he was still a good choice, sorry!" |
"Welcome to my NIGHTMARE!" |
They give up, thinking all the 'good ones' are taken, and climb up a stack of hay bales. On the other side is Big Macintosh, Applebloom's brother. Scootalo asks if he's doing anything for Hearts and Hooves Day, and he responds, 'nope'.
"I love it when a plan comes together!" |
They then work on how they will get Cherilee and Big Mac together. Sweetie Belle decides to force them together with a romantic picnic. They get it all set up, and Cherilee and Big Mac are on the way. Cherilee arrives and they apparently lured her there by asking for help identifying a tree. They didn't really think this through, as they point to an apple tree.
"That's an apple tree... I guess you girls may need to be held back a grade." |
Cherilee looks like she kind of likes Big Mac, awkwardly smiling and making conversation.
"So, um, you want to be my.. uh, nice weather?" |
The Crusaders, dejected after failing yet again, run into the actual Twilight Worth while walking through Ponyville. Twilight was reading while walking and smashes into them.
'Of the days annoyances! Who dares disturb my reading!" |
Twilight, excited that they want to read, tries to give them another book, but they are already gone.
"Damn fillies, with their Victrottas, and their beach balls..." |
Kind of disturbing, some rogue pony with a vacuum could apparently suck the color out of all the rainbows if they so desired. |
"So, instead of bringing us the punch, you brought two cups of it out into this park? I guess I'll drink it, surely can't be a trick." |
Cherilee finally asks Big Mac to be her very special somepony, he of course says 'yup.' The Crusaders celebrate, then get weirded out as Cherilee and Big Mac start calling each other cutesy names like "shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie."
I like how they all seem to be staring accusingly at Sweetie Belle for some reason. I guess she is the Unicorn Crusader, so magic is her domain, which would make any mishaps her fault. |
"Huh, so drugging people isn't the best way to get them to ask each other out." |
Of course the non-unicorn would have to use unstable zebra-style magic to get with a unicorn princess. Scratch that, it's actually a 'royalty' breed, so even worse. |
Aww.. =[ |
At the Cake's, Big Mac and Cherilee have apparently been sitting for hours, trying to get the other to take the first sip. Why didn't Mrs. Cake just give them another straw? Mrs. Cake mentions that they will probably get married soon, which grosses out Applebloom especially, but gives Sweetie Belle an idea. They will use the idea of a wedding to try and get the two separated for an hour.
Magnets, how do they work? |
Oh! In the Canterlot wedding episode, I commented about wedding rings for non-unicorns, since in the wedding Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and Shining Armor are unicorns, and had rings that went on their horns. I guess we see here 'normal' wedding rings, as Applebloom and Big Mac are in a jewelry store.
They find Big Mac bouncing down the street like Pinkie Pie does, and Applebloom tries to slow him down while dispatching Scootaloo to go warn Sweetie Belle. Rarity's shop is apparently named Carousel Boutique.
Applebloom fails to stop him using her own strength, grabs a rope and ties him to a cart being pulled by two ox(?) full of anvils, that also fails. Scootaloo arrives and warns Sweetie Belle, they are apparently going to dig some sort of trap, or just bludgeon Cherilee/Big Mac unconscious with shovels.
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Seriously, and they had that poor scrawny unicorn as the Canterlot castle bellhop, when Earth Ponies can drag houses with ease? |
They managed to find and put a mattress down there, but that still looks like it wouldn't feel that great. |
So there's a bone, a horse shoe, oil(?) and I have no idea what that is near the bottom right. A tire? |
"OH YEAH!" |
"I'm scared. I'd ask you to hold me, but I think you are the one responsible..." |
Cherilee asks the Crusaders if they know what the hell is going on, and they sheepishly explain what they did. Where's Twilight Worth, because the Crusaders say that they learned "no matter how good your intentions are, you shouldn't meddle in relationships."
Cherilee assigns the punishment of having to do all of Big Mac's chores at Sweet Apple Acres, so she totally wants to spend time with him it seems. Also, how messed up is that? Big Mac, we've seen in this episode alone, has the strength to drag a cart full of anvils plus oxen, and a house behind him, and these little girls are expected to do all of his chores?
Cherilee and Big Mac wander by, no surprise there, to check in on them. Despite them seeming to not remember anything earlier, they say they are going to go have a picnic together, and purposefully call each other cutesy names to gross out the Crusaders.
"Oh no!" |
Aww. |
- So we have now seen Christmas (Hearth's Warming Eve) and St. Valentine's Day (Hearts and Hooves Day). What other 'big' holidays might there be? Thanksgiving, Halloween, exploration/foundation related holidays (though I suppose Hearth's Warming Eve counts as the foundation of Equestria). ruler related days, holidays from the 'old country' pre-Equestria.
- Despite the Crusaders having to admit they fouled up, it seems like they were right that Big Mac and Cherilee should be together.
- This episode also explained why usually you see female ponies, it must be an off ratio of female to males in the Ponyverse, or just Ponyville, since the Crusaders struggled to find a 'good one' out of the handful of single stallions they encountered.
- Unless I missed it, it didn't really explain why they have Hearts and Hooves Day. We got a little bit of a back story in that the evil(?) prince drugged the fair princess, which started the holiday. What happened when they broke the poison's effect? Did the princess disintegrate him? Was it just such a good story, passed down through generations, that some ponies decided to make a holiday in tribute?
- I think I forgot it earlier, but why the hell was the exact recipe for this love poison included in this book? The book was from Twilight's collection though, so probably wasn't really something the general public would have access to.
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